Monday, August 3, 2009

yeah, I hate Spiders...

well, let me rephrase that....

I hate it when the sneaky little shits find their way into my room in the middle of the night, then lower themselves on drag lines to about my eye level when I'm watching TV and then my eyes cross to figure out what the hell I'm....OH MY GOD, IT'S A FUCKING SPIDER!!!!

In those moments, I truly, in the depths of my black little heart have the overwhelming urge to introduce the eight legged evil ninjas to my size seven leather heels for existing on the same dimensional plane as me....

I don't know what it is about me, of late, but all sorts of creepy crawly critters have found their way to me and I HATE IT!!!

Damn potatoe bugs as well. Have any of you ever seen a potatoe bug?  NO?  consider yourself lucky!!!

They're these huge, ugly, willnotdienomatterhowmuchyoufuckingsteponthemcausethey'recoveredinplatearmor HIDEOUS INSECTS THAT GOD ONLY PUT ON EARTH TO DIE IN RANDOM PLACES LIKE MY FAVORITE PAIR OF SLIPPERS!!!

I can pretty much put up with anything, but today was one of those days where I got treated to both spiders and a dead potatoe bug....going to change the water in my hummingbird feeder, I have to put on a pair of slippers cause the ground is hot. I pick up a slipper and out falls a DEAD POTATOE BUG!!!!

There is no reason on Earth why these things should be alive, at all.....ever.  And God, I'm sure has made them just to scare us....evil, evil, evil bugs!!!

and tonight, watching a movie....SPIDER!!!

I'm going to bed....sorry. just...grrrr....

not one of my best blogs ever, but, just getting it off my chest.

2 comments:

moooooog35 said...

Potato bugs are huge and ugly?

And all this time I thought my mom called me 'her little potato bug' because I was cute.

Great. Even MORE therapy.

Gauche said...

Moog,

I think you're just using this as a crutch now. let's just face it buddy, you have problems. Teehee.